Saturday 29 April 2006

inang ghenek



enjoy this beautiful+cute malay's traditional dance...

Wednesday 26 April 2006

shortcut blogging

Model : Serina
Place : Casa Villa's swimming pool
Time : 6.15pm


Dear Techs
Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 .
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .
Please help!

Thanks,

"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0
is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 .
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0
is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Clothes 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

WARNING
: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

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Nothing much. Just copy and paste this from my email. Hope my OS paper last wednesday can cover up my carry marks.

Talking bout marriage.. No, i won't say anything. Know nothing bout marriage. My mom is a single parent since i was born. Of course, i never heard my parents yell at each other or maybe complaint bout things like stated above.

I had a bad dream last night. Nightmare..

Bout Teddy.. Bout me..become his 2nd wife. WTF??!! NOO..!! Neverrrr!!!!

Thursday 20 April 2006

Zapin

This is what happen when i'm in a busy mode. More entries..hehe.. Need something/someone to express my feelings/thought. Tension, tertekan (sama je la kan??).. No, no.. Tak tension. OK je. Ntahla.. Sorry akak 'cik Puan yg tak berapa nak Muda sangat dan suka Stress'. Malas nak buat tag la. Lain kali na.. hutang dulu.. hehe..

Sekarang tengah mode Exam. (I'll try my best to use standard Bahasa Melayu++ rojak English). Only 2 papers left and a full report of my final year project (thesis).




ID number : A 86394

Question (A) - essay
Elaborate this picture using not more than 1000 words.


(Answer should be written in standard Bahasa Melayu)




Ini merupakan gambar sekumpulan penari zapin yang diambil pada tahun 1998. Saya merupakan salah seorang anggota kumpulan penari ini dan telah menjayakan beberapa persembahan zapin pada majlis-majlis tertentu.

Saya bangga menjadi seorang anak jati negeri Johor yang telah disemat dengan nilai-nilai budaya kebanggaan negeri ini sejak dari awal lagi. Bermula dari pemilihan di sekolah, mewakili daerah Batu Pahat sebagai salah seorang peserta daripada 100 orang dari detiap daerah di Johor. Persembahan pertama, di dewan tertutup MPJB menari bersama-sama 800 orang dari 8 daerah di Johor. Kumpulan penari ini kemudiannya berkembang dan menerima pelbagai undangan, termasuklah merasmikan pembukaan F1 di Sepang pada tahun 2001.

...............................................................................................................................................................

Hehe..aduila..tak larat nak tulis skema2 macam ni. Rasa nak pengsan, bosan pulak bila baca semula. Takde point penting pun. Cuma aku dah dapat 2 undangan untuk mengajar zapin untuk akhir bulan 5 ni. 1 mengajar Jururawat Hospital Batu Pahat.. Satu lagi kat sekolah di Seremban.. Jadi cikgu Zapin je boleh? Tak payah jadi engineer..

eisk..

Tinggal 2 paper je lagi ni... gambatte pada diri sendiri...

Monday 17 April 2006

it's been a year...

Dear diary,

it's been a year since I create u

(17th april 2005~17th april 2006)



Sarat dengan memori suka duka

Bermula dari kisah sedih

Berkisar tentang perjuangan untuk bangkit

Bangkit semula dengan sayap baru

Berkembang menjadi kegilaan, bloginson syndrome

Bermula titik persahabatan

..semua ini tidak mahu aku tamatkan





and

happy belated b'day to me

i wish for a b'day cake next year

Wednesday 12 April 2006

my dear 'online diary'..

*/ entry will be written fully in Malay.. Jen, take out ur dictionary.hehe... /*

***Kemeja batik putih untuk Bebek***

Tempat : Pasar Payang, Kuala Terengganu

Mahal tu. Aku mana ada duit banyak2 nak beli kemeja batik berkain lembut macam sutera macam tu. Tapi Kemeja putih tu cantik.. Nak belikan untuk orang.

Tapi aku beli jugak

Untuk Bebek. Istimewa untuk Bebek..

Untuk dia pakai masa aku konvo nanti. Biar orang lain cemburu tengok kemeja batik putih yang cantik tu.

******

" Nak pergi mana ni? "

" Sembahyang Jumaat "

" Kenapa pakai kemeja putih tu? "

Bebek tersengih.

Suka betul dia pakai. Sembahyang Jumaat pun pakai.

******

Kenapa panggil 'Bebek'?

Mama kata, sebab dulu aku dengar mama panggil dia 'Bapak'.

Masa tu kecik2 lagi.. Nak menyebut pun tak reti. Jadilah 'Bebek'..

******

Heran.

Kenapa semua orang ada abah?

Aku cuma ada mama

Tapi takpe, aku ada bebek..

******

Bebek suka manjakan aku.

Bawak jalan2 waktu petang naik moto, beli jajan kat kedai cina.

Nanti nyonya tu cakap cina dengan aku.

Aku senyap. Tak faham.

Nyonya pandang Bebek

"???????? (bahasa Cina jugak)"

"Saya melayu la nyonya..." Bebek kata. Nyonya terus mintak maaf.

******

Kecik2 dulu aku gemuk. Sangat2 gemuk.

Bebek la ni..

Tiap hari bancuhkan air susu 'Dumex'(sejenis jenama susu kanak2), bubuh dalam botol susu aku.

Bebek kata, susu 'DUMOK' sebab buat aku jadi GUMOK..

******

Tempat : Darjah 1 Biru, Sekolah Rendah Convent Batu Pahat.

Hari pertama sekolah.

Bebek hantar.

Bebek tunggu kejap, lepas tu balik bila kelas bermula. Aku terpinga-pinga.

Tengok luar kelas, mak bapak budak2 lain tunggu.

Ada budak yang nangis2 bila tak nmpk mak bapak diorang.

Huh, ngade2.. Mama slalu tinggalkan aku bila kerja kat Muar seminggu lebih aku tak nangis pun.

******

Jadi budak gemuk buat aku malas.

Pergi sekolah yang dekat tu pun nak bebek hantar naik motor.

Sampai darjah 6, dah ada basikal pun Bebek hantar.

Kadang2 motor rosak, Bebek ambik naik basikal aku.

Bersusah payah bebek mengayuh basikal bila aku yang gemuk ni membonceng kat belakang.

******

Dulu basikal buruk..

Lepas tu dapat basikal mountain bike sebab UPSR dapat 4A.

bangganya, jadi orang yang mula2 ada mountain bike antara kawan2 yang lain.

Kegilaan terbaru, lumba basikal.

Bia jatuh, tangan terkehel, Bebek la yang urut.

Bebek memang tukang urut.

"Sakitlaaa!!!" aku 'ter'terajang Bebek masa dia tarik tangan aku untuk betulkan urat.

Tak sengaja. Tu lah, lumba basikal lagi..

******

Darjah 6 dah pandai bawak motor.

Sian bebek.

Selalu hilang motor.

Aku curik, bawak pusing2 taman.

******

Bebek suka tengok wrestling. Aku tak suka. Ngeri.

Bila ada wrestling mesti berebut TV. Bila dapat remote control, aku sorokkan blakang aku.

Tak bagi bebek tukar siaran wrestling. Aku nak tgk kartun.

Bila bebek dapat remote, jangan harap dia nak bagi aku.

Bila aku kalah, tutup TV, masuk bilik..

Sakit hati dengar bebek gelak2 sambil bukak TV balik.

*******

Bebek takde gigi.

Aku slalu ajuk cara dia makan.

Macam dinosour yang makan daun dalam cerita jurassic park.

*******

Kalau lalu tepi bebek, suka usik dia

Tarik Hidung dia time dia tdo, lps tu lari..

Kalau aku tengah baring pulak,

nanti bebek tarik telinga aku, kadang2 tarik kaki.

Bila aku marah, nanti dia gelakkan aku je.

*******

Bila bebek sakit

Aku tarik hidung dia pun tak marah lagi

Aku bukakkan wrestling pun dia tak larat nak tengok

Aku bagi kunci motor pun dia tak larat nak pegang

Aku suapkan pun dia tak nak makan

*******

Kemeja Batik Putih tu

Dia tak sempat pakai untuk majlis Konvo aku

Dia tak dapat bertahan sampai bulan 8 ni

Masa dia sakit, aku tak boleh terima kenyataan

Aku ingat dia takkan tinggalkan aku

Tapi lama2 aku sedih

Sedih tengok dia menderita sakit

Malam sebelum dia pergi.. Aku doa pada Tuhan.

"Ya Allah..permudahkan perjalanan hidup dan mati Bebek..

Kurangkanlah seksanya.."

aku izinkan Bebek pergi kali ni

*******

Esoknya, mama telefon..

Bawa berita yang aku dah jangkakan

Akhirnya Bebek pergi jua, tinggalkan aku..

..aku rindu Bebek...



Ya Allah, peliharakan Bebek
Tempatkan rohnya dikalangan insan2 yang Kau kasihi..
Peliharakan dia..
Peliharakan juga Allahyyarham abah,
serta Allahyarhamah nenek dan mak long kesayanganku



Monday 10 April 2006

Dear Diary..

i got so much to tell you.. dunno where to start. Last Thursday, viva. Everything's going on very well ~ i successfully convince everyone including my lecturers that i have completed my thesis 100%. (Actually it's 80% finished) Everyone seems to believe me coz i have the confidence while delivering my presentation with interesting video (thanx 2 nina 4 being my 'testing model').

Friday morning, i went to Nilai for my 1st job interview. Emerson Process Management. Once again everything seems so perfect that i didn't even feel even 1 butterfly in my stomach.

10am, i'm back in UKM. Went to my department (electrical department) farewell party. (party??)
Ntahla..ada makan2 sket. Yang penting, mkn free.. and yess, Fiza ~ it has been sooo long we haven't eat plenty of delicious food like that.. (breakfast nasi lemak RM1/Lunch maggi mee/dinner nasi bungkus kolej RM1)

12pm ~ watching anime @ bilik shamil. Got a phone call from mama..

"Bebek dah tak ada.. Balik cepat, nak kebumikan sebelum maghrib. Bagitau kakak skali"

I got the news, call my sister and ready to go home immediately. Sehelai sepinggang. I manage to hold my tears until Shamil ask me what happen.

Sampai rumah kul 8pm. $^#%@@! punya bas transnational!! I'll never take that bus again. delay 1 hour. Tak sempat.. Tak sempat jumpa Bebek 4 the last time. Never got the chance to kiss him goodbye..

No, i didn't cry..

I'm glad he's gone in a peaceful way. Mama kata bebek meninggal dalam keadaan qiam, kedua belah tangan sedia di perut, kaki lurus dirapatkan. Macam dah sedia dan tau dah sampai masanya..

april datang lagi..


April..
it's april again..
i start blogging on april'05
since i got my wing broken

no worries
i got it fixed
as gud as new
and i can fly
high above the sky

..and now it's april again
ugrhh..it's hurt!!
i need something to fix my wing again
anyone got the 'elephant glue'??

a tribute for my beloved grandpa

..Al-Fatihah..
(7 april 06)

Tuesday 4 April 2006

playing with picasa2

thanx to nina..hehe

i got something new to explore






thesis?

ape tu?!!


Monday 3 April 2006

10 sept 2003


Yap..my drawing
Suzuki FXR kesayangan Teddy

Tak sangka dapat tgk lukisan ni lagi
Teddy simpan semua surat2 aku termasuk lukisan ni dari tahun 2000 lagi

..ada kad raya aku..
..ada gambar skuter kuning aku (masih baru tanpa sebarang calar)..
..ada surat2 bercerita tentang motor, kereta, F1, family, termasuk kisah2 perjalanan hidup aku..
..ada surat dari 'xxx' (pesaing aku yg cuba rebut hati Teddy)..

cayang teddy!!

Kimi ternyata tak menghampakan aku
2nd place
okla tu..
Alonso memang hebat
..tapi tak best sokong org yg hebat ni
sbb kita tau dia gerenti menang
..sokonglah yang sederhana hebat
kiut pulak tu
Kimi

Sakit belakang, penat ngadap PC 24/7
Viva rabu ni
wish me luck

Sunday 2 April 2006

Go Kimi, go!!!


Tomorrow
.. no, no..
11 hours + 16 mins more..
Melbourne
go Kimi!!
I (still) love u!!

err..i do love Teddy a.k.a my biawak peliharaan yg manje more than Kimi..

p/s : Happy b'day Wong Ah Beng!!
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