Wednesday, 26 April 2006

shortcut blogging

Model : Serina
Place : Casa Villa's swimming pool
Time : 6.15pm

Dear Techs
Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 .
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .
Please help!


"A Troubled User"


Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0
is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 .
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0
is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Clothes 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support


Nothing much. Just copy and paste this from my email. Hope my OS paper last wednesday can cover up my carry marks.

Talking bout marriage.. No, i won't say anything. Know nothing bout marriage. My mom is a single parent since i was born. Of course, i never heard my parents yell at each other or maybe complaint bout things like stated above.

I had a bad dream last night. Nightmare..

Bout Teddy.. Bout me..become his 2nd wife. WTF??!! NOO..!! Neverrrr!!!!

17 stalker (s):

  • are_tie84

    owwhh... same arrkiter... cemalam pon caye der bermimpi... dier kawin ngan org lain... uwaaa.... taleh taleh... die musti kawin ngan cayer gak... ahaksss!

  • pinky angel

    arkss..camne mimpi leh sama gak?pakat ke??hehe

    saya mimpi teddy kawen ngan kawan skolah dia..pastu kawen ngan saya lak. Dah kawen baru tau hakikat tu..arggghhh...tak mungkinnn..tak mauuu....

  • bertique


  • pinky angel

    sampai ati u..penat i blog.exam2 pun blog..terasa tau

    tanak blog lg kang

  • bertique

    ala merajuk lak dia .. hehe .. tapi i ckp yg benar, mmg boring what.

    but, i applaud ur effort utk still berblogging walaupun ketika exam.

    nina apa kabar? ckp kat dia i kem salam.

  • hazman

    Assalamualaikum..sabaq ler cek oii..jgn dok ketaq dan pikiaq sangat ngan benda yang dok mimpi mimpi tu..mainan tidoq jer tu..kakadang lelaki tension gak bila pompuan dok pikiaq benda benda mengarut..rasa macm kesetiaan tak dihargai..sian teddy ko..percayalah saudari tak akan silap memilih jodoh InsyAllah....

  • pinky angel

    u saper? tak kenal u..
    nina?u kenal dia ke?i rasa dia tak kenal u jugak..sila salam dia sendiri.

    hazman lah. Teddy tak kisah. Dia lagi suka adala..who said i don't believe in him?i do, of course..

  • Cik Puan Muda Stress


    ntah hapa2 ntah.

  • CarolAnn(Nur Hidayaah)

    Yun, thanks okie for u know wat. she\'s pretty tied up herself to acknowledge at da moment.

  • bertique

    wah sampainya hati.

    doa org teraniaya makbul ok ..

    (berdoa ... berdoa ..)

  • pinky angel

    cik PMS

    no prob.send my regard to her ok??

    siapa teraniaya ni?u punya blog memboringkan i slama ni tp tak pnh ckp pun.

    (jgn main2 ngan org tgh exam..emo lebih)

    doa anak yatim mcm i ni lg makbul..

  • che'fara

    babe, takpa takpa afta u and me finish exams we go la senza okay.


    *tapi go la senza for window shopping only lar, cannot buy nanti mak marah ar*

  • Cik Puan Muda Stress

    atleast kit apdet la jugak.
    tak amik jalan shortcut.


  • aan

    "saya mimpi teddy kawen ngan kawan skolah dia.."

    aku kwn sek ko ngan teddy kan?
    aku masuk senarai calon x?


  • mental muz

    wife1.0 sucks big time. BIG time.

  • Gravt Kills

    just one dream only

  • pinky angel

    akan dipertimbangkan..
    hehehe..i finish exam skali ngan finish skool..yabedabedu...

    cik PMS
    better shortcut than never..

    a'an keji..tidak..neverrr... tak moh bg a'an jumpa teddy..

    wife1.0 sucks big time?elee..wait until u get girlfriend5.0 larrr... Then u'll be considering on upgrading ur system..

    gravt kills
    iyup.. =)

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